2016 Election Day Drinking Game 2016 Live Election Night Drinking Game!
November 8, 2016 – 7:00-11:00PM ET

For the past year and a half, we have been drinking to the candidates. Now it’s time to focus on the media. Rigged or not, we will be drinking to a different network each hour (from 7:00pm until 11:00pm Eastern) as the polls close in states from coast to coast.



The rules for the 2016 Election Day Drinking Game are simple.

Step One: Pick a Side

We will be drinking in two teams (it is a game after all) Each side has a list of words specific to them. There is also a list of community words (everyone drinks). If you are having a party, we recommend dividing into teams.

If you are drinking to Red Team:

  • Enthusiasm
  • Evan McMullin
  • Must Win
  • Billy Bush
  • Working Class
  • Rust Belt

If you are drinking to Blue Team:

  • Ground Game
  • Jill Stein
  • Firewall
  • Comey
  • Hispanic
  • Suburbs

Community Words (everyone drinks)

  • Independants
  • Gary Johnson
  • Reagan

Step 2: Watch

Tune in starting at 7:00 (or when we will be drinking to your prefered network) and follow along with our real-time, live-streaming, drink-totaling, over-hyphenated, magic scoreboard.

Based on your votes, we will be drinking to the following networks:

  • Hour 1 - 7:00 - 8:00 PM ET - MSNBC
  • Hour 2 - 8:00 - 9:00 PM ET - ABC
  • Hour 3 - 9:00 - 10:00 PM ET - Fox News
  • Hour 4 - 10:00 - 11:00 PM ET - CNN

Step 3: Drink!

When you hear one of your team's words or one of the community words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.

*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.




Be sure to tune in Tuesday to stream our real-time, drink-totaling magic scoreboard!